rea speaking. Welcome to NEN, please leave your sanity at the front desk. Oh, and don't press the red button...

T3H RED BUTTON

Press it. You know you want to...
Do you want to know what hippogriffs do when they're drunk?
*goes back to typing on laptop* must...reach...deadlines...!
Like I said, please leave your brain at the front desk..
Bye for now!

Btw, I'm having technological errors right now-
That means Des screwed something up.
-So if that button doesn't take you to the homepage, sorry. But it's really only one more click.
Yeah, don't be so lazy.